Enough of footballers lawyers (actually, there might be a Channel 5 series in that...), it's time to squeeze out a quick post about the weekend on the pitch, before Sky Sports subscriptions are cancelled en masse and we all scramble to find a favourite summer sport.
Talking of Sky, they will inevitably be dubbing tomorrow 'Survival Sunday'. As usual. I rather liked the alternative 'Black Sabbath' I heard suggested on the radio earlier this week. Then the usual montage of how the protagonists reached this sorry state could be sound tracked to 'Paranoid'. Perfect!